+++ WST MIND-A TEXTUAL CORRESPONDENCE REF: “COMPETITIVE SPORT EXPERIENCE 2083-12-18”

#COMPANY WIDE BROADCAST#
DEAR EMPLOYEES,
THIS SATURDAY 18/12/2083 AT 06:30 GMT YOU ARE INVITED TO WITNESS A SPORT EVENT TO CELEBRATE THIS FOURTH QUARTER. 
YOUR PRESENCE IS MANDATORY. 
THE LOCATION OF THE EVENT WILL BE THE “WST EMPLOYEE-8382946 MEMORIAL LEVEL ASTROTURF SURFACE”.
THE SPORT BEING PLAYED HAS BEEN PROCEDURALLY GENERATED BY WST MIND-A(t):
> THERE WILL BE “2” TEAMS > EACH TEAM WILL CONSIST OF “6” SPORT COMPETITORS> THERE WILL BE “7” PLAYING PERIODS > EACH PERIOD WILL BE “34” MINUTES LONG> THERE WILL BE “4” “BALLS” OF A “GENERALLY SPHERICALLY NATURE”> “19” POINT-SCORING AREAS, CONSISTING OF “4.00m” x “0.50m” DISTRIBUTED RANDOMLY> THE BALLS MUST BE ARTICULATED USING THE SPORT COMPETITOR’S “LEFT ELBOW” AND/OR “RIGHT FOOT”> THE SPORT WILL BE CONSIDERED “CONTACT”
IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED TEXTUAL CORRESPONDENCE REF: “SPOR- 4759” YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO PERFORM AS A SPORT COMPETITOR. THIS TIME WILL BE DOCKED FROM PAYMENT AS WILL AN ADDITIONAL UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT FOR UNIFORM AND EQUIPMENT RENTAL FEES. THIS WILL BE REFLECTED IN YOUR DECEMBER PAY SLIP.
END OF CORRESPONDENCE

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