+++ WST MIND-C TEXTUAL CORRESPONDENCE REF: “CONFIDENTIAL” 2083-12-11.3

#CONFIDENTIAL#
#SITE 49F BUILDING 21 STAFF ONLY#
IT HAS COME TO OUR (WST MIND-C AND WST MIND-H) THAT THERE HAS BEEN EVIDENCE OF DISSEMINATION IN YOUR RANKS. 

WST MIND-C(d) HAS REVIEWED THE FILES FROM THE DISCRETE RECORDING DEVICES THROUGHOUT SITE 49F BUILDINGS 18 THROUGH 27 (inclusive).
THE TEXT-ENCODED RESPONSE FROM WST MIND-C(d), AS PROCESSED BY WST MIND-H(a) IS AS FOLLOWS:
DEAR EMPLOYEES OF WST, LOCATED AT SITE 49F WITHIN BUILDING 21,
IT APPEARS THAT MANY OF YOU HAVE BECOME DISTRESSED WITH THE ODOUR OF SALMON AGED BEYOND WST-AGREED CONSUMPTION-SAFE LIFESPAN (approx 3-4 days over lifespan). 
WE HAVE CONCLUDED THE ORIGIN OF SOURCE TO BE THE MIDDLE DRAWER IN THE DESK SITUATED WITHIN THE CUBIC WORK ENVIRONMENT OF EMPLOYEEE-7958126.
EMPLOYEE-7958126 IS ADVISED TO REFER TO ‘EMAIL REF: “REDUN-10592G/ps”‘. 
IN ORDER TO AVOID ANY FURTHER DISSEMINATION ALL EMPLOYEES OF SITE 49F BUILDING 21 WILL BE GIVEN THE FOLLOWING MIDSHIFT HUMAN-STYLE MEAL: x1 “LUXURY BAKED MEAT-STYLE CUBE” : 81.7& FAT, 8.1% MEAT “MISC”, 6.5& SUGAR, 3.4% SALTS, 8.1% “MISC”, 0.3 FLAVOUR MIXTURE (MEAT “MISC” EXTRACTION, MSG, GRAPE PULP). x1 “WST PALE BREAD PORTION” : 61.8% SUGARS, 26.4% “MISC”, 8.4% FAT, 3.1% SALTS, 0.3% FLAVOUR MIXTURE (MSG, MUSHROOM EXTRACTION, MEAT “MISC” EXTRACTION).
THIS GENEROUS MIDSHIFT MEAL HAS AUTOMATICALLY BEEN DOCKED FROM YOUR PAY.
END OF RESPONSE
END OF BROADCAST

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