+++ WST MIND-F(d/f) TEXTUAL CORRESPONDENCE REF: “COMPLAINTS HANDLING REPORT 2083-12-10.13”

#COMPANY WIDE BROADCAST#
The following is an auto-generated report. The report was generated by the complaints-handling routing in WST MIND-F(d) and processed by WST MIND-F(f).

WST have received a large, but undisclosed, number of complaints regarding: COMPANY-MANDATED ACTIVITIES WHICH EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO CARRY OUT, WHICH HAVE TO BE COMPLETED DURING WORK HOURS, BUT WHICH ARE NOT CONSIDERED TO BE BILLABLE BY WST.
WST MIND-F(d) has reviewed all complaints submitted by employees. Note that WST takes all complaints very seriously.
The text-encoded response from WST MIND-F(d), as processed by WST MIND-F(f) is as follows:
Dear employees of WST,
the following is a complaints response, drafted on 10/12/2083 at 15:50 GMT as a response to complaints recieved between 15:49:58 and 15:49:59.
100 complaints deemed unjustified and ignored.18 complaints deemed inappropriate or unsavoury – complaints not considered, but diciplinary notices disemanated.2 complaints ignored for undisclosed reasons.58 complaints ignored for no reasons.2 complaint deemed reasonable, and considered. Response generated “WST would like to apologise that a deceased feline was observed in CORRIDOR 19, SECTION 43(q), BUILDING 19, TECHNO-ETHNO RESEARCH by 2 employees. WST do not believe the deceased feline existed, but extend condolences nonetheless.”


END OF COMPLAINTS RESPONSE
END OF COMPLAINTS REPORT

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