#SITE WIDE BROADCAST: SOUTH JERUSALEM 5#
This is an entertainment notice, designated EN-358295Q4. The date and time at the time of writing is: 208312111015.
At 208312111817 there will be “SPECIAL TREAT VIEWING”. This will take place in JANITORIAL DEPARTMENT 15, which is currently being repurposed as a MOVIE (MOVING PICTURE AND AUDIO) DISPLAY FACILITY. Employees of JANITORIAL DEPARTMENT 15 should refer to a prior email ref: REDUN-10581A/gp and are not required to read further.
“SPECIAL TREAT VIEWING 9127” consists of:
1x Procedurally animated motion picture WITH AUDIO ACCOMPANIMENT.The motion picture WITH AUDIO ACCOMPANIMENT was generated using the following:- 67% “BOLLYWOOD CRIME DRAMA”- 3% “BOLLYWOOD COMEDY-TRAGEDY”- 12% “INDEPENDENT UGANDAN COMMUNITY CINEMA”- 4% “EDUCATIONAL HORROR ‘FLICK'”- 14% “INFO-MERCIAL”
The total run-time will be 19249.2 seconds. The audio accompaniment will reach a peak volume of 172 db. The content of the display has been certified by a WST system separate to the display-generation system. The following text was generated:”THIS MIGHT CONTAIN SEGMENTS WHICH ARE INADVISABLE FOR VIEWING OR LISTENING. THIS MIGHT CONTAIN SEGMENTS WHICH COULD CREATE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS UPON SEEING OR HEARING. THIS MIGHT CONTAIN SEGMENTS WHICH ARE DIFFICULT TO INTERPRET, EITHER THROUGH VIEWING OR LISTENING OR BOTH. THIS MIGHT CONTAIN SEGMENTS WHICH COULD BE CONSTRUED AS RACIST. END OF CERTIFICATION.”
WST WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EMPLOYEES THAT COMPANY-PRODUCED MORALE BOOSTERS ARE MANDATORY.
WST WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EMPLOYEES THAT COMPANY PRODUCED MORALE BOOSTERS ARE NOT SANCTIONED BY MANAGEMENT AND WILL BE CONSIDERED PERSONAL TIME.
Please enjoy “SPECIAL TREAT VIEWING 9127 – it was designed with this in mind.
END OF ENTERTAINMENT NOTICE.