+++ WST MIND-T(b) TEXTUAL CORRESPONDENCE REF: “DAILY ANNOUNCEMENTS” “‘HUMAN’ RESOURCES” 2083-12-13.1

#COMPANY WIDE BROADCAST#
DEAR EMPLOYEES,
HERE ARE THE DAY’S ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR DATE: 2083-12-13
> IN RESPONSE TO THE THEFT OF SPECIFIC WST PROPERTY, AND THE SUBSEQUENT “BLACK MARKET”, WST MIND-Q HAS CONSIDERED OFFICIAL COMPANY ACTION AND CONCLUDED:> ALL “STAPLERS” ARE NOW CONTRABAND. PLEASE DISPOSE OF ANY YOU FIND AT YOUR NEAREST REQUISITION OFFICE. NO REFUND WILL BE OFFERED. ANY RESISTANCE WILL BE CONSIDERED DISSENT. ANY DISSENTERS WILL BE ISSUED A DISCIPLINARY HEARING WITH THE WST SECURITY ENFORCEMENT AND INTERNAL AFFAIRS BUREAU.
> WST WOULD LIKE TO ENCOURAGE ALL EMPLOYEES AT SITE 57Q TO IGNORE THE UNIDENTIFIED ORGANIC MATTER CURRENTLY GROWING ON FLOOR 4 OF BUILDING 270. IT WILL NOT CAUSE YOU HARM IF YOU MAINTAIN A HEALTHY WALKING PACE AND AVOID “EYE” CONTACT.> WST CBRNE (CHEMICAL, BIOLOGICAL, RADIOLOGICAL, NUCLEAR, ELDRITCH) DISPOSAL AND MANAGEMENT BUREAU AGENTS WILL ATTEND TO THE ANOMALY WITHIN 48 HOURS.> THERE WILL BE A MINUTE’S SILENCE TOMORROW AT 12:00 GMT TO REMEMBER THOSE LOST THE PREVIOUS EVENING AT SITE 57Q. MAY THEIR EMPLOYEE IDs NEVER BE DUPLICATED AND THUS REMAIN UNIQUE TO THEIR EMPLOYMENT. 
END OF ANNOUNCEMENTS.
WE AT THE WST ‘HUMAN’ RESOURCES BUREAU WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST AN EMOTIONALLY POSITIVE AND PRODUCTIVE WINTER CELEBRATION PERIOD.
THE DATE IS 13/12/2083 14:05 GMT
END OF CORRESPONDENCE

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